Monday, August 31, 2009

Whatever they're selling...

I'm not buying.

Not that losing an "enormous" amount of weight whilst somehow growing more massive, in defiance of all known laws of physics, isn't an intriguing prospect... I just don't think It's right for me. I hope you can understand.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Clint Eastwood


I wanna be like Clint Eastwood when I grow up: shoot from the hip, never miss, and always know when to get the fuck outta dodge.