Pop culture. What?

So... lately I've been hearing the name "Asher Roth" bandied about. For some reason it stuck in my head, maybe because it's a peculiar, mellifluous sort of name. I dunno. At any rate I'm here to say I've finally made the connection between that name and that fucking horrible song that makes me grind my molars together and wish I wasn't a human being, or that he wasn't a human being, or that some rigorous and scientific means of categorizing human beings existed to demarcate the line between that sort of person and myself. Gross. Ugh.

I'll refrain from giving the full rant detailing precisely how I feel about insipid douchetards producing insipid trash which turns out to be highly profitable, and what that says about our culture and blah blah blah. Suffice it to say I think I'd throw up on that guy, given the opportunity.

Also: who is this Lady Gaga person? Should I care? And what kind of name is that? She looks downright frightening on the cover of that Rolling Stone magazine.

And who are these Jon & Kate people? Don't know, don't care... but they're all over the freaking place, which likely means they're especially banal and mediocre. Blech.

I love not owning a television.